Ocean of Wisdom: Archive

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Week-old chocolate cake, that’s been sitting in the fridge soaking up moisture and compressing into a dense ball of creamy sweetness, is the greatest pleasure in the world.

Jan 1st

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Watch

Dec 31st

“I smirk at uglies.”

– Me

Dec 31st

“He’s certainly not ‘sir’ in satin.”

– I, on A

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

Dec 30th

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Just so you know, guys. This man is a genius, no...

Dec 30th

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“You might do the wrong thing, for the right reasons. Don’t just do the...”

– The Spice Girls

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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That awkward moment

thatawkwardmoment: when Akon is trying to find the words to describe you without being disrespectful and then calls you a sexy bitch

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

Reblog if you're that one friend who always thinks...

Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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Right now, I’m watching Arianna Huffington and Bill Maher (as themselves) on Family Guy. BEST EPISODE EVER.

Dec 28th

aimhigh-kickhigher asked: oh, oh so NOW you wanna follow me. i see how it is.

Dec 27th

Upon losing my wallet, I am compelled to replace it with a PINK BUM BAG.

Dec 27th

Lost Wallet.

I am so mad right now at absolutely everything. Like seriously mad.

Dec 27th

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“Hollywood infected your brain You wanted kissing in the rain Oh oh, Living in...”

– Marina

Dec 27th

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

Christmas is over. Everyone shut up.

Seriously.

Dec 25th

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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

seanothan asked: What did you ask for for Christmas. That looks weird... with the for for in there. If nothing, what did you get people?! HUH HUH?!?!?!

Dec 25th

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“Oh, come and stir my cauldron And if you do it right I’ll boil you up...”

– Celestina Warbeck

Dec 25th

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Danny: u get anythin for xmass?
Me: A really cute teapot! Now I can make tea.
Danny: Green tea or chai...
Me: Green, of course.
Danny: o yea ur asian lol i like it with milk and honey :D u drink it straight?
Me: Usually straight and really strong.
Danny: Thats how I like my men. ;-)
Me: LAWL I expected that.

Dec 24th

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KICK ME OFF TUMBLR AND FACEBOOK. I WILL LIKE EVERYTHING TODAY. LAWLZ

Dec 24th

bourdain179 asked: WHAT DID YOU GOT FOR CHRISTMAS?

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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In response to Nintendo copyrighting the name of a goddess, I’ve decided to patent the Latin Alphabet form of “Shigeru”, and also separately, “Miyamoto”.

Dec 24th

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