dylinquent asked: If you could do one thing in your lifetime what would it be?
Ask me questions?
Did I tell you all that I’ll be in NYC for New Year’s Eve? Just for the ball drop, though. We’ll be eating in Connecticut.
Anonymous asked: how old were you when you had sex and how did you find it?
Ask me shit. Tonight’s the night.
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So, what’s wrong with using a search engine to find out information and bring it into a discussion? Someone once tried to insult me by saying I had a “Google Intellect”, insinuating that I didn’t know anything and had to rely on software to make me intelligent. Silly child. Wisdom isn’t knowing the right answer all the time. It’s about knowing how to ask the...
I know it's ridiculous
to be so obsessed about getting a tablet, even if it is currently the most powerful tablet in the world, muhuahahahahahaha®). It’s not even the most valuable thing I’ve ever bought. My macbook retains that distinction, not only because it was inordinately expensive at the time of purchase but also because it has remained my most valuable tool for the past three years. But still. I...
heytinafey: Weekend Update Joke-Off with Seth Meyers, Amy Poehler, Jimmy Fallon, and Tina Fey. OH MY GOD.